queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via happynessalwaysends)

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via qolden-star)

itll:

*goes on omegle*

image

*gets off omegle*

(Source: itll, via salsassma)


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laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via qolden-star)

You deserve Steve Buscemi. So I left.

-Six Word Story #30  (via magicconchshell)

(Source: elzaro, via fine-leave-idc)

religiousmom:

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

(via salsassma)

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PERSONALITY

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