gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

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*bag of sour cream and onion potato chips stuck to the ceiling*

seapup:

now THATS an aesthetic

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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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